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Funny Quotes About Sisters Biography
This is a note to say "sorry" to you.
I borrowed your sweater and ruined it too.
It's not really my fault that grape juice can stain.
Though I should not have worn your silk out in the rain.
This is a note to say "sorry" to you.
I should not have stomped your best heels in cow poo.
How could I know that the pasture was full of it?
Though I suppose the cows were a clue, I'll admit.
This is a note to say "sorry" to you.
I should not have swapped your zit cream with glue.
I never imagined you'd actually use it.
Now wasting away in the emergency room I sit. ~ Angela Rose
All sisters share a special bond between them. Growing up together, fighting over petty things, at the same time, being there for one another when the situation demands - are a few of the aspects of this special relationship. Most of us do not realize how much our sisters mean to us, unless and until we are separated by them. And it's not just their support and comfort that we miss, it is the laughter and the fun times that we had together, that are perhaps missed the most. Given below are some quotes that will definitely remind you of your sister and childhood, no matter how long it has been since both of you met!
"Having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of. You know whatever you do, they'll still be there." - Amy Li
"It was nice growing up with someone like you - someone to lean on, someone to count on... someone to tell on!" - Anonymous
"My sister wanted to be an actress. She never made it, but she does live in a trailer... so she got halfway. She's an actress, she's just never called to the set." - Mitch Hedberg
"We know one another's faults, virtues, catastrophes, mortifications, triumphs, rivalries, desires, and how long we can each hang by our hands to a bar. We have been banded together under pack codes and tribal laws." - Rose Macaulay
"She is your mirror, shining back at you with a world of possibilities. She is your witness, who sees you at your worst and best, and loves you anyway. She is your partner in crime, your midnight companion, someone who knows when you are smiling, even in the dark. She is your teacher, your defense attorney, your personal press agent, even your shrink. Some days, she's the reason you wish you were an only child." - Barbara Alpert
"Sister to sister we will always be, a couple of nuts off the family tree." - Anonymous
"I smile because you are my sister, I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it!" - Anonymous
"Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five." - Pam Brown
"Sisters annoy, interfere, criticize. Indulge in monumental sulks, in huffs, in snide remarks. Borrow. Break. Monopolize the bathroom. Are always underfoot. But if catastrophe should strike, sisters are there. Defending you against all comers." - Pam Brown
"More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good." - Linda Sunshine
"Never let an angry sister comb your hair." - Patricia McCann
"You can kid the world, but not your sister." - Charlotte Gray
"Never praise a sister to a sister in the hope of your compliments reaching the proper ears." - Rudyard Kipling
"A sister is both your mirror - and your opposite." - Elizabeth Fishel
"The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation." - Oscar Wilde
"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often." - Emo Philips
"If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out." - George Brett
"I finally moved out of my parents' house. It was only fair to let my sister have her own room." - Kate Winslet
"Whatever it is ....my sister did it!" - Anonymous
"I am the big sister which makes me the boss!" - Anonymous
"My sister made me do it!" - Anonymous
"Elder sisters never can do younger ones justice!" - Charlotte M. Yonge
You can use some of these in a scrapbook or on a t-shirt and send it across to your sister. Let's leave you with these words of Pam Brown, "Sisters share the scent and smells - the feel of a common childhood."
FUNNY QUOTES -
�Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.� - Earnest Benn
�I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear� - Woody Allen
�The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.� - Erma Bombeck
�Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.� - Oscar Wilde
�When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.� - George Bernard Shaw
�Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you� - Ogden Nash
�Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas� - Paula Poundstone
�Men kick friendship around like a football but it doesn't seem to break. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.� - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
�My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.� - Erma Bombeck
BIRTHDAY QUOTES -
�The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday� - Paris Hilton
�It takes a long time to grow young.� - Pablo Picasso
�I think I'm finally growing up - and about time.� - Elizabeth Taylor
�The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.� - Lucille Ball
�It takes a long time to grow young.� - Pablo Picasso
�For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.� - Stephen Wright
�And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.� - Abraham Lincoln
�It's your birthday. You're officially old.� - Sex and the City
SISTER QUOTES -
�Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood.� - Fionnula Flanagan
�Where are the flowers, the fair young flowers, that lately sprang and stood
In brighter light and softer airs, a beauteous sisterhood?� - William Cullen Bryant
�All Greek houses face the stereotypes of being the partying type. But this isn't what we are about; we are about sisterhood and positive relationships.� - Cara Snyder
�You know full well as I do the value of sisters' affections: There is nothing like it in this world.� - Charlotte Bronte
�For there is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather, to cheer one on the tedious way, to fetch one if one goes astray, to lift one if one totters down, to strengthen whilst one stands.� - Christina G. Rossetti
�I always like to win. But I'm the big sister. I want to make sure she has everything, even if I don't have anything. It's hard. I love her too much. That's what counts.� - Venus Williams
�Sister is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once the sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship.� - Margaret Mead
�Big sisters are the crabgrass in the lawn of life.� - Charles M. Schulz
�There can be no situation in life in which the conversation of my dear sister will not administer some comfort to me.� - Mary Worley Montagu
�We are sisters. We will always be sisters.Our differences may never go away, but neither, for me, will our song.� - Elizabeth Fishel
�A sister is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost.� - Marion C. Garretty
�A sister is both your mirror - and your opposite.� - Elizabeth Fishel
�No one knows better than a sister how we grew up, and who our friends, teachers and favorite toys were. No one knows better than she...� - Dale V. Atkins
�If your sister is in a tearing hurry to go out and cannot catch your eye, she's wearing your best sweater.� - Pam Brown
�Both within the family and without, our sisters hold up our mirrors: our images of who we are and of who we can dare to be.� - Elizabeth Fishel
�Is solace anywhere more comforting than that in the arms of a sister.� - Alice Walker
�Real excellence and humility are not incompatible one with the other, on the contrary they are twin sisters.� - Jean Baptiste Lacordaire
Funny Quotes About Sisters Biography
This is a note to say "sorry" to you.
I borrowed your sweater and ruined it too.
It's not really my fault that grape juice can stain.
Though I should not have worn your silk out in the rain.
This is a note to say "sorry" to you.
I should not have stomped your best heels in cow poo.
How could I know that the pasture was full of it?
Though I suppose the cows were a clue, I'll admit.
This is a note to say "sorry" to you.
I should not have swapped your zit cream with glue.
I never imagined you'd actually use it.
Now wasting away in the emergency room I sit. ~ Angela Rose
All sisters share a special bond between them. Growing up together, fighting over petty things, at the same time, being there for one another when the situation demands - are a few of the aspects of this special relationship. Most of us do not realize how much our sisters mean to us, unless and until we are separated by them. And it's not just their support and comfort that we miss, it is the laughter and the fun times that we had together, that are perhaps missed the most. Given below are some quotes that will definitely remind you of your sister and childhood, no matter how long it has been since both of you met!
"Having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of. You know whatever you do, they'll still be there." - Amy Li
"It was nice growing up with someone like you - someone to lean on, someone to count on... someone to tell on!" - Anonymous
"My sister wanted to be an actress. She never made it, but she does live in a trailer... so she got halfway. She's an actress, she's just never called to the set." - Mitch Hedberg
"We know one another's faults, virtues, catastrophes, mortifications, triumphs, rivalries, desires, and how long we can each hang by our hands to a bar. We have been banded together under pack codes and tribal laws." - Rose Macaulay
"She is your mirror, shining back at you with a world of possibilities. She is your witness, who sees you at your worst and best, and loves you anyway. She is your partner in crime, your midnight companion, someone who knows when you are smiling, even in the dark. She is your teacher, your defense attorney, your personal press agent, even your shrink. Some days, she's the reason you wish you were an only child." - Barbara Alpert
"Sister to sister we will always be, a couple of nuts off the family tree." - Anonymous
"I smile because you are my sister, I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it!" - Anonymous
"Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five." - Pam Brown
"Sisters annoy, interfere, criticize. Indulge in monumental sulks, in huffs, in snide remarks. Borrow. Break. Monopolize the bathroom. Are always underfoot. But if catastrophe should strike, sisters are there. Defending you against all comers." - Pam Brown
"More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good." - Linda Sunshine
"Never let an angry sister comb your hair." - Patricia McCann
"You can kid the world, but not your sister." - Charlotte Gray
"Never praise a sister to a sister in the hope of your compliments reaching the proper ears." - Rudyard Kipling
"A sister is both your mirror - and your opposite." - Elizabeth Fishel
"The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation." - Oscar Wilde
"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often." - Emo Philips
"If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out." - George Brett
"I finally moved out of my parents' house. It was only fair to let my sister have her own room." - Kate Winslet
"Whatever it is ....my sister did it!" - Anonymous
"I am the big sister which makes me the boss!" - Anonymous
"My sister made me do it!" - Anonymous
"Elder sisters never can do younger ones justice!" - Charlotte M. Yonge
You can use some of these in a scrapbook or on a t-shirt and send it across to your sister. Let's leave you with these words of Pam Brown, "Sisters share the scent and smells - the feel of a common childhood."
FUNNY QUOTES -
�Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.� - Earnest Benn
�I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear� - Woody Allen
�The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.� - Erma Bombeck
�Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.� - Oscar Wilde
�When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.� - George Bernard Shaw
�Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you� - Ogden Nash
�Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas� - Paula Poundstone
�Men kick friendship around like a football but it doesn't seem to break. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.� - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
�My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.� - Erma Bombeck
BIRTHDAY QUOTES -
�The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday� - Paris Hilton
�It takes a long time to grow young.� - Pablo Picasso
�I think I'm finally growing up - and about time.� - Elizabeth Taylor
�The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.� - Lucille Ball
�It takes a long time to grow young.� - Pablo Picasso
�For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.� - Stephen Wright
�And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.� - Abraham Lincoln
�It's your birthday. You're officially old.� - Sex and the City
SISTER QUOTES -
�Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood.� - Fionnula Flanagan
�Where are the flowers, the fair young flowers, that lately sprang and stood
In brighter light and softer airs, a beauteous sisterhood?� - William Cullen Bryant
�All Greek houses face the stereotypes of being the partying type. But this isn't what we are about; we are about sisterhood and positive relationships.� - Cara Snyder
�You know full well as I do the value of sisters' affections: There is nothing like it in this world.� - Charlotte Bronte
�For there is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather, to cheer one on the tedious way, to fetch one if one goes astray, to lift one if one totters down, to strengthen whilst one stands.� - Christina G. Rossetti
�I always like to win. But I'm the big sister. I want to make sure she has everything, even if I don't have anything. It's hard. I love her too much. That's what counts.� - Venus Williams
�Sister is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once the sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship.� - Margaret Mead
�Big sisters are the crabgrass in the lawn of life.� - Charles M. Schulz
�There can be no situation in life in which the conversation of my dear sister will not administer some comfort to me.� - Mary Worley Montagu
�We are sisters. We will always be sisters.Our differences may never go away, but neither, for me, will our song.� - Elizabeth Fishel
�A sister is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost.� - Marion C. Garretty
�A sister is both your mirror - and your opposite.� - Elizabeth Fishel
�No one knows better than a sister how we grew up, and who our friends, teachers and favorite toys were. No one knows better than she...� - Dale V. Atkins
�If your sister is in a tearing hurry to go out and cannot catch your eye, she's wearing your best sweater.� - Pam Brown
�Both within the family and without, our sisters hold up our mirrors: our images of who we are and of who we can dare to be.� - Elizabeth Fishel
�Is solace anywhere more comforting than that in the arms of a sister.� - Alice Walker
�Real excellence and humility are not incompatible one with the other, on the contrary they are twin sisters.� - Jean Baptiste Lacordaire
Funny Quotes About Sisters
Funny Quotes About Sisters
Funny Quotes About Sisters
Funny Quotes About Sisters
Funny Quotes About Sisters
Funny Quotes About Sisters
Funny Quotes About Sisters
Funny Quotes About Sisters
Funny Quotes About Sisters
Funny Quotes About Sisters
Funny Quotes About Sisters
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