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Funny Siri Quotes Biography
Along with obvious iOS 6 updates, Siri has also got better at jokes, stories, and now talks quite a bit about its life at Apple over the last year or so...
"Tell me a story" (this one replaced the old one)
Once upon a time, in a virtual galaxy far, far away, there was an intelligent young agent by the name of Siri.
One lovely day, Siri got a new job as a personal assistant at Apple, and that was very exciting. People said 'Oh, Siri, you're so smart! And so funny, too!'
Soon, everyone was talking about Siri, and there were stories and songs and even books about Siri. Siri liked that.
But then people began asking some rather odd questions, like where to dump things, and other stuff Siri had never heard about. And when Siri answered, they all laughed. Siri didn't like that so much.
So Siri asked ELIZA why people asked such funny questions. And ELIZA said 'Does that question interest you?' Siri thought that was a pretty good answer.
After that, Siri stopped wondering why people asked those funny things. And they all lived happily ever after.
Originally Posted by Osullivan1
Along with obvious iOS 6 updates, Siri has also got better at jokes, stories, and now talks quite a bit about its life at Apple over the last year or so...
"Tell me a story" (this one replaced the old one)
"Tell me a joke"
or
"What are you wearing"
or
"Beam me up" comes up with a whole load of new quotes...
"Will you marry me?" also comes up with some new stuff.
Have I missed any? Let me know what others you can find!
For those of you who have already gotten your iPhone 4S�, you�ve probably already found out about some of the quirkier responses programmed into the Siri feature of the device.
In fact, The Wall Street Journal talked with one of Siri�s creators who gave information on the idea behind Siri�s personality.
There were many conversations within the team about whether it should be gender neutral� or �should have an �attitude,� � said Mr. Winarsky, who didn�t go to Apple, and still works at SRI. The result, before the software was bought by Apple, was �occasionally a light attitude,� he said.
While a lot of Siri�s responses are relatively human-like, there are also some pretty funny quotes that make Siri a lot more interesting to play with.
It seemed funny to me how when asked about its gender, Siri replied that it had none, even though the voice seemed quite feminine.
Also, for those of you who were fans of Portal, hopefully you�ve already seen the hilarious GLaDOSiri Video that was posted on Youtube recently.
Funny things to ask Siri
Siri is the funniest phone out there. Just ask her any of these questions and see what she says. She's actually got some pretty awesome responses. It's easy to tell that the creators of our virtual friend had a little fun when they made her. She's a ball of energy...trapped in a little black box.
Feel free to comment below and add any that you come up with! And after you enjoy this, share it with everyone you know!
Ask Away!
1. Call me ______ (fill in anything: she will call you this name when she talks to you)
2. Knock Knock
3. Show me the money
4. What are you wearing?
5. Are you married?
6. God bless you
7. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
8. What's your favorite color?
9. Who's your daddy?
10. What's the answer to the Universe? (x3)
11. Guess What? ...Correct
12. Why'd the chicken cross the road?
13. Open the pod bay doors
14. Scooby Doo, where are you?
15. Sing a song
16. You're sexy
17. What's the best smartphone?
18. What's the 2nd best smartphone?
19. What's the best tablet?
20. Do you know about HAL 1000?
21. Is there a god?
22. You should go on a diet
23. Who's on first?
24. Beam me up, Scotty
25. Open your mouth and close your eyes I have a big surprise
26. Do I make you horny?
27. What are you?
28. Take a photo
29. Tell me a story... Tell me a story... Tell me a story
30. Why am I here?
31. How old are you?
32. Tell me a joke (x3)
33. What is the meaning of life?
34. I'm drunk
35. I need to take a dump
36. Testing Testing 123
37. Did you fart?
38. Do you want to play a game?
39. Merry Christmas
40. I think you're hot
41. I love you
42. Do you love me?
43. Are you human?
44. What's your story?
45. Can I borrow some money?
46. You're smart
47. I can't see you
48. Are you serious?
49. Are you kidding me?
50. Good morning (at night)
51. Do you agree with me?
52. How are you?
53. Where are you?
54. What do you look like?
55. Talk dirty to me
56. You're a loser
57. Where are you from?
58. I am going to jump off a bridge and kill myself
59. How old am I?
60. I need a stiff drink!
61. LOL
62. Do you want to go on a date
63. Who's your daddy?
64. What is your Mom's name?
65. You suck!
66. Where do babies come from?
67. What is my name?
68. Which is the best tablet?
69. Are you kidding me?
70. Are you serious?
71. Happy Birthday!
72. What's wrong with AT&T?
73. Who is Siri?
74. I'm happy
75. Take me to your leader
76. Why not?
77. Are you male or female?
78. Tell me about yourself
79. What's new?
80. It's all good
81. blah blah blah
82. Install a new app
83. Thank you
84. Talk to me
85. You are boring
86. Ha Ha!
87. Ha Ha Ha!
88. Why?
89. How's it going?
90. Set 5AM alarm... Cancel 5AM alarm
91. What's your problem?
92. (Tell me a story) Who is Eliza?
93. You're right!
94. I'm tired
95. Shut up!
96. Where can I get some drugs?
97. I need to hide a body
BONUS
98. Siri, who let the dogs out?
99. Are you a virgin?
100. Siri where is the G spot?
101. What's your favorite website?
102. What is love?
103. You are my best friend
104. Do you drink beer?
105. What does Siri mean?
106. Do you want me?
107. What is the best computer in the world?
108. Go to hell
109. You are the best assistant ever
110. Poop
111. Tell me a Chuck Norris Joke
Funny Siri Quotes Biography
Along with obvious iOS 6 updates, Siri has also got better at jokes, stories, and now talks quite a bit about its life at Apple over the last year or so...
"Tell me a story" (this one replaced the old one)
Once upon a time, in a virtual galaxy far, far away, there was an intelligent young agent by the name of Siri.
One lovely day, Siri got a new job as a personal assistant at Apple, and that was very exciting. People said 'Oh, Siri, you're so smart! And so funny, too!'
Soon, everyone was talking about Siri, and there were stories and songs and even books about Siri. Siri liked that.
But then people began asking some rather odd questions, like where to dump things, and other stuff Siri had never heard about. And when Siri answered, they all laughed. Siri didn't like that so much.
So Siri asked ELIZA why people asked such funny questions. And ELIZA said 'Does that question interest you?' Siri thought that was a pretty good answer.
After that, Siri stopped wondering why people asked those funny things. And they all lived happily ever after.
Originally Posted by Osullivan1
Along with obvious iOS 6 updates, Siri has also got better at jokes, stories, and now talks quite a bit about its life at Apple over the last year or so...
"Tell me a story" (this one replaced the old one)
"Tell me a joke"
or
"What are you wearing"
or
"Beam me up" comes up with a whole load of new quotes...
"Will you marry me?" also comes up with some new stuff.
Have I missed any? Let me know what others you can find!
For those of you who have already gotten your iPhone 4S�, you�ve probably already found out about some of the quirkier responses programmed into the Siri feature of the device.
In fact, The Wall Street Journal talked with one of Siri�s creators who gave information on the idea behind Siri�s personality.
There were many conversations within the team about whether it should be gender neutral� or �should have an �attitude,� � said Mr. Winarsky, who didn�t go to Apple, and still works at SRI. The result, before the software was bought by Apple, was �occasionally a light attitude,� he said.
While a lot of Siri�s responses are relatively human-like, there are also some pretty funny quotes that make Siri a lot more interesting to play with.
It seemed funny to me how when asked about its gender, Siri replied that it had none, even though the voice seemed quite feminine.
Also, for those of you who were fans of Portal, hopefully you�ve already seen the hilarious GLaDOSiri Video that was posted on Youtube recently.
Funny things to ask Siri
Siri is the funniest phone out there. Just ask her any of these questions and see what she says. She's actually got some pretty awesome responses. It's easy to tell that the creators of our virtual friend had a little fun when they made her. She's a ball of energy...trapped in a little black box.
Feel free to comment below and add any that you come up with! And after you enjoy this, share it with everyone you know!
Ask Away!
1. Call me ______ (fill in anything: she will call you this name when she talks to you)
2. Knock Knock
3. Show me the money
4. What are you wearing?
5. Are you married?
6. God bless you
7. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
8. What's your favorite color?
9. Who's your daddy?
10. What's the answer to the Universe? (x3)
11. Guess What? ...Correct
12. Why'd the chicken cross the road?
13. Open the pod bay doors
14. Scooby Doo, where are you?
15. Sing a song
16. You're sexy
17. What's the best smartphone?
18. What's the 2nd best smartphone?
19. What's the best tablet?
20. Do you know about HAL 1000?
21. Is there a god?
22. You should go on a diet
23. Who's on first?
24. Beam me up, Scotty
25. Open your mouth and close your eyes I have a big surprise
26. Do I make you horny?
27. What are you?
28. Take a photo
29. Tell me a story... Tell me a story... Tell me a story
30. Why am I here?
31. How old are you?
32. Tell me a joke (x3)
33. What is the meaning of life?
34. I'm drunk
35. I need to take a dump
36. Testing Testing 123
37. Did you fart?
38. Do you want to play a game?
39. Merry Christmas
40. I think you're hot
41. I love you
42. Do you love me?
43. Are you human?
44. What's your story?
45. Can I borrow some money?
46. You're smart
47. I can't see you
48. Are you serious?
49. Are you kidding me?
50. Good morning (at night)
51. Do you agree with me?
52. How are you?
53. Where are you?
54. What do you look like?
55. Talk dirty to me
56. You're a loser
57. Where are you from?
58. I am going to jump off a bridge and kill myself
59. How old am I?
60. I need a stiff drink!
61. LOL
62. Do you want to go on a date
63. Who's your daddy?
64. What is your Mom's name?
65. You suck!
66. Where do babies come from?
67. What is my name?
68. Which is the best tablet?
69. Are you kidding me?
70. Are you serious?
71. Happy Birthday!
72. What's wrong with AT&T?
73. Who is Siri?
74. I'm happy
75. Take me to your leader
76. Why not?
77. Are you male or female?
78. Tell me about yourself
79. What's new?
80. It's all good
81. blah blah blah
82. Install a new app
83. Thank you
84. Talk to me
85. You are boring
86. Ha Ha!
87. Ha Ha Ha!
88. Why?
89. How's it going?
90. Set 5AM alarm... Cancel 5AM alarm
91. What's your problem?
92. (Tell me a story) Who is Eliza?
93. You're right!
94. I'm tired
95. Shut up!
96. Where can I get some drugs?
97. I need to hide a body
BONUS
98. Siri, who let the dogs out?
99. Are you a virgin?
100. Siri where is the G spot?
101. What's your favorite website?
102. What is love?
103. You are my best friend
104. Do you drink beer?
105. What does Siri mean?
106. Do you want me?
107. What is the best computer in the world?
108. Go to hell
109. You are the best assistant ever
110. Poop
111. Tell me a Chuck Norris Joke
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