Funny Relationship Quotes

Funny Relationship Quotes Biography
Funny situations occur when you have complicated relationships. Look around you. You will find many chaotic relationships that lead to humorous situations. Ever seen the harrowed husband, who tries to maintain peace between his wife and his mother? You may have observed a funny exchange of words when a large family meets up during Thanksgiving.

Funny Relationships in Movies
Many movies have been made around funny relationships. The movie The Break-Up showcased the bittersweet relationship of a couple contemplating separation. If you have watched My Big Fat Greek Wedding, you will enjoy the craziness of large families, especially on the eve of a wedding. Monster in Law is a hilarious movie that captures the delicate relationship between a bride and her mother-in-law. The tug-of-war between the doting mother and the loving wife is an eternal classic.

Another movie that comes to mind is The Holiday, where the characters explore new relationships after going through a bad break-up. If you prefer watching TV soaps, you will enjoy Sarah Jessica Parker's famous TV sitcom Sex and the City that offers all kinds of relationships on a platter. The four women of Manhattan explore love, dating, sex, and friendships.

Relationships in Real Life
Movies imitate life, and life has many paradoxical relationships. There are many societies that accept polygamous relationships. Polygamy can throw a few surprising challenges at the unsuspecting person. Property squabbles, family conflicts, and holiday celebrations can become humorous scenes of rivalry, absurdity, and debauchery. Shakespeare explored these absurd relationships in his famous plays. As You Like It, A Midsummer Night's Dream, and Much Ado About Nothing.

When you go to a party where couples are invited, observe their verbal and nonverbal exchange. Make a special note of their behavior, when they are together and alone for a brief moment. You can tell which couple has had a fight before coming to the party, and which one will have a fight after the party.

Most companies recognize the power of relationships, and its effect on business. Hence some organizations encourage dating coworkers, while others strongly dissuade relationships. Office affairs, can affect work relationships among employees.

How to Handle Conflicts in Relationships
When relationships go sour, look at the funny side. Instead of being anxious about your love life, make a joke about it and move on. If you have been through heartbreak, laugh at your stupid mistakes. The quicker you bounce back, the easier you will be able to accept past mistakes. This will help you recover from the breakup, and develop new relationships.

Here are funny relationship quotes that put you in a humorous mood. Let the smile wash away the worry lines. Crinkle your eyes when a chuckle erupts from the depths of your heart. Enjoy the wit in these funny relationship quotes and let your giggle engulf your heart.

Linda Festa
The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them be good at taking orders.

Erma Bombeck
Marriage has no guarantees. If that�s what you�re looking for, go live with a car battery.

Frederick Ryder
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.

Sarah Dessen, Along for the Ride
Relationships don't always make sense. Especially from the outside.

Jonathan Carroll
You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.

Samuel Goldwyn
A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

Mark Twain
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.

Bobby Kelton
The difference between being in a relationship and being in prison is that in prisons they let you play softball on the weekends.

Agatha Christie
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

Glenn Beck
Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one.

Benjamin Franklin
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

Laurence J Peter
It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

Henry Youngman
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

George Carlin
Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.

Ronnie Shakes
Relationships give us a reason to live. Revenge.

Rita Rudner
When I want to end a relationship I just say, "You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks.

Brendan Francis
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

Jim Bishop
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.

Albert Einstein
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.

Jacqueline Bisset
Ideally, couples need three lives: one for him, one for her, and one for them together.
Funny Relationship Quotes
Funny Relationship Quotes
Funny Relationship Quotes
Funny Relationship Quotes
Funny Relationship Quotes
Funny Relationship Quotes
Funny Relationship Quotes
Funny Relationship Quotes
Funny Relationship Quotes
Funny Relationship Quotes
Funny Relationship Quotes


  1. There is a pleasure in the pathless woods,
    There is a rapture on the lonely shore,
    There is society, where none intrudes,
    By the deep sea, and music in its roar:
    I love not man the less, but Nature more
    The Outdoor Women